Top Sixes
I am Sarsh, Guardian of the Top Six Lists. There will be no cheating, or you will dishonor your ancestors, and I will break your kneecaps.
Hairiest Armpits:
Dror’s Mother
Mael
Dror
Kagee
Pride khats
Jade
Apparently from the votes, the hairy armpits of Dror’s mother are well known among Spur’s Thugian community.
Pride Khat Most Likely to Fall In Love With a Setite
Kenetic
Dac
September
Tchori
Lthe
Dathis
I am not part of the Pride, but I would sooner gouge out my own eyes before falling in love with a filthy serpent.
Best Store
Imports House Fantastico
W. Jewelers
Xaphania’s Closet
The Bare Arsed Baboon Pawn an Saloon
Skar’s Mud Village Store
Anything Goes Club
The IHF barely edged out the jewelry shop of the lowly tarr Ward.
Sleaziest Dresser
Kressa
Sho
Blade
Talishia
Grimn
Thistlethorn
Jade wanted to know if Kressa wears clothes. This self-proclaimed thief needs to be given some proper attire, then have her hands cut off for thievery.
Biggest Butt
Cleric
Dror
Stanrar
Condie
Nyoko'a
Lewelin
You should be careful not to be crushed by the buttocks of these Spurians.
Best Scholar
Weldoian aka Weldo
Roa
Changeman
Ormungun
Twilight
Sirus
Weldo the famous elderly Secian sage easily took this category despite being possibly deceased.
This and more can be found at The Spurian Slander.
The Weakest Link
Are you the weakest link?
Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready?
GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person,
then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
Scroll down for answer..
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene,
3. Nini, 4. Nono.
Whatis the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again
DGate things to do in RL
Why give up Dgate just because you can't log on? You can play DGate without a computer too!
1) Stand around a city fountain. Wait until a policeman appears, and taunt him.
2) Go on bug hunts of every room of your house. Arm yourself and systematically go around each room. When you attack, scream and curse. After each room is cleared, sit down and lay hands.
3) Go to your nearest store and ask if they buy wooden cudgels, leopardskin sacks, and rusty shovels.
4) Narrate all your movements with DGate commands. For example, Stand. Go Door. East. Go Stairs. Lock Door. Go Stairs. West. Go Door. Sit.
5) Go to Wal-Mart and tell them you need to practice haggling.
6). Stand in the street and practice. Ready a Stick. Unready it. Ready it. Unready it. Ignore anyone who asks you what you are doing.
7) Walk up to a group of people. Walk away from them. "Hide." Walk back to them. Walk away from them. "Hide." Repeat. Many times.
8. Get a flute. Stand in a dark room. Play one note over and over until you level.
9) Walk back and forth through a cemetery. Occasionally point!
10) Say "bye" before you go to sleep each night.
11) Get some paper lunch sacks. Put a few coins and junk into each one. Make kids carry a sack back and forth across the room, as you attempt to pick them. When they see you, run as fast as you can.
12) Make fun of house cats. Ask them to define Honor. When they don't, taunt them for ignoring you.
Additions added by various Citizens
13) Take your jeans off, THEN your shoes.
14)each time it's your time to talk the first thing that comes out of your mouth is say.
15) stare at your shirt and shout. "It looks to be made of bark and worth413 gold! NO, it's cotton and appears to be worth $3! No! it's made of steel and appears to be worth 25 silver! No!, it's made of polyester and cotton and worth $.50 Yes!
16) at the plea hearing explain, "I was only practicing my brawling, your honor."
17- At the manager's meeting, whisper AFK to the co-workers nearest to you, then run to the bathroom or grab something to eat at the cafeteria.
18- When approaching the "water fountain" at work, stop just outside the room and discreetly look in, just to see if you really want to go in or if there's people there who will most likely just give you hassle.
19- When walking up the bank and standing in line, keep moving a few UDs every few seconds.
20- At the grocery store while the checker is ringing up your purchases, every so often look behind the counter and around the displays and corners, "searching the area".
21- While logging on to the DGate message boards from work and still finding the game down, stand up in front of all your co-workers , raise your hands to the ceiling and shout...
"Taath, I renounce you and all you stand for, Release me from my vow!"