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Throughout my years of scribing and examining different races
and religions of spur I have made some insignificant discoveries. My kind is sent forth to
obtain knowledge, and share it with the rest of my peers, and I have done so for many
years. As my time grows thin, and my age surpasses my ability to travel the lands, my
experiences are vital, because they are so few now. The most known people of my race have
been awarded with great riches for finding such lost relics and mystical scrolls that
would change the known world. I myself have never reached that status, nor will I ever. I
have never really done anything spectacular, nor will I ever. I have never been recognized
for my work, nor will I ever. I have been a poor miserable soul that has been ridiculed by
my race for my excessive failure.
My latest discovery will show my race I am not the failure
they think I am, but a genius in my own right. Through years and years of searching the
great tundra of the northern mountains, I stumbled upon a horde of people from the Oog-ra
race. I had never seen so many of their kind in one place, and was astonished by them. I
conversed with these beasts for many days and studied their bizarre culture. They ate
excessively, anything they could find, even rocks, anything. At one time I though my own
life was in danger as one Oog-ra seemed as though he had me in mind for a meal, but that
soon passed. After 9 sunsets, the cold was to great for me, so I brought my diary back
with me to the great city of Uitabal to show my peers of my discovery.
Needless to say, they weren't impressed, they hardly cared
about any one Oog-ra never mind a whole clan of them, so after a couple more days, I
ventured back to the camp of beasts.
Much to my surprise...the camp had been raided and destroyed.
Everywhere, these innocent beasts had been slain and pillaged. Oog-ra bodies littered the
area and there was no sign of life. I stood over one of the slain corpses and a single
tear strolled down my face and fell upon the beasts chest, as the tear hit, one massive
Oog-ra stepped out of the shadows and introduced himself.
He told me of the massive war that had occurred between his
race and the massive Thugian Armies who were out to eliminate his kind forever. He told me
amazing stories of battle and how his people fought valiantly, but failed. We talked for
hours of his race and told me that he would bury his friends, and make his way to the
great city of Spur to start his life anew. With that he handed me this book of ancient
Oog-ra recipes, and strode off to begin his life in the grand city of Spur
So I give you the writings of Tarth Ottaba............
Rat Sticks
Ingredients:
- 1 Rat (can be of giant, killer, or rodent veriaty)
- Sharp stick (A good slash weapon is ok too)
Stick stick in rat....enjoy
(hold your breath, they get HARDER)
Mug Beer Soup
Ingredients:
- 1 Mug Beer (also known as Mugger)
- Mixing Pot
- Good slash weapon
- Good Bash weapon
Find a nice meaty Mug Beer who looks like would make good
eats, Cut Mug Beer up into lots and lots of little peices. Put pieces of Mug Beer into
nice big Mixing Pot. Bash Pot real hard, pour Mug Beer soup into mouth.
Raven Pie
Ingredients:
- 1 annoying raven
- Pie Crust
- Good slash weapon
- Good Bash weapon
Walk to the Town Square of your city and wait for annoying
raven to say something bad 'bout Oog-ra (won't take long). Bash Raven and put in pie. If
Raven owner feels that you are treating his bird badly, feel free to put Bird Owner in Pie
as well
Newbie Nachos
Ingredients:
- 1 Newbie who persists on asking dumb questions like
- WHERE IS BANK
- CAN I HAVE MONEY
- Copy of Manual
Find annoying Newbie who insists on asking one stupid
question over and over. Ask newbie politely to stop 37 times. Shove copy of Manual down
newbies throat, tell him to read manual or turn into Newbie Nachos
*note there is no real recipe, it is just to scare newbies*
Palm Crab Cookies
Ingredients:
Decide with somebody that you are going to hunt a palm crab
down. Find a nice meaty Palm Crab, Attack Palm Crab, get rezzed, attack palm crab, get
rezzed, attack palm crab, get rezzed again, finally kill palm crab! Open Palm Crab and
enjoy!
Khitty Ka-bobs
Ingrediants:
- 1 Leuian (shouldn't be hard, there are about 6 in every room)
- Find Khitty ......
- chase khitty ......
- No Really Keep Chasing ......
- ahhh I never caught one either, don't feel bad......
Secian Pancakes
Ingrediants:
A couple cute little secians (Sesha, Rixi, Benni, Livina will do just fine)
Syrup
- Easy
- just tickle secian till they are on ground
- then hop on them
- pile Secians on top of each other and add syrup
*TARTHS CHOICE*
This was all of the book that remained, the rest had been
burned along with the Oog-ra camp, I would like to thank Tarth himself for allowing me to
scribe this and let the rest of us view this extrodonary document, hopefully he will right
another soon, and give to me so that I may publish that one as well....................